Somebody defamed a mannequin today

Somebody defamed a mannequin today at Sears. I of course was the one to discover the skirt at her ankles and thigh high nylons fitting snugly, but in plain view. She looked so proud with only her hosiery and a gray waistcoat on. Oh wait, she also wore a scarf. I wonder how long she was like that before I noticed. the only thing I wanted was my camera to take a picture of this proud woman. What an image.. a woman in the workplace dropping her skirt. I think those silly teenage boys that shop in mens (but really still belong in kids) did this to her. I laughed so incredibly hard.