“According to Genesis 1:20-22, the

“According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg.”
Oh really….? I need to go read that.
“Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a 50,000 word novel Gatsby without any word containing ‘e’.”
“Goethe couldn’t stand the sound of barking dogs and could only write if he had an apple rotting in the drawer of his desk.”
God bless Goethe.