It’s not over yet! “Since

It’s not over yet!

  • “Since 1978, at least 37 people have died as a result of shaking vending machines, in an attempt to get free merchandise. More than 100 have been injured.” [This must be right up there with car accidents and cancer]
  • “The most children born from the same mother, at one time, were decaplets. Born in Brazil, in 1946, there were 8 girls and 2 boys delivered.” [It’s all the man’s fault. And he probably felt the revenge later]
  • “The state of Maine produces 98 percent of the nation’s low-bush blueberries” [What are you talking about, this excites me!]
  • “The United States has the rest of the world beat when it comes to its toilets. Per a survey of 100 international travel writers, the United States has, by far, the best in the world. Western Europe may have the best castles and museums, but johns finished a distant second. Scandinavia, rated separately from Western Europe, placed third. China’s bathrooms are considered the absolute worst according to the surveyed travel writers. Almost as bad are those toilets in the Middle East and the former Soviet Union. The Soviet Union was also voted the worst when it comes to toilet paper. ” [That’s because the communist government decides who gets the johns and who gets to use the paper]

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