Ha! Guess what’s on television?

Ha! Guess what’s on television?
Yay! It’s the Men’s Junior National (Canadian) Championships. Holyfreakingcow those Newfies are hot. They’re doing well too. It’s Newfoundland against Manitoba right now and woohoo for me and my mom. We have so much fun getting in touch with her favourite sport. If you don’t know what the hell curling is, you’d better get your ACT together and watch some CBC television. Luckily we’re right next to Canada so we’re blessed. I don’t know what I’d do without my Degrassi High and Curling championships. The world would be a much sadder place.