So apparently someone threatened to

So apparently someone threatened to blow up the airport if they didn’t get on my plane.
They were late and very anal… so it sounds. Jason informed me of this since he did watch the incident. Live. In action.

Needless to say they were arrested.

Thank God I was late but on the plane. I would never blow up the airport. Who desperately wants to get to Detroit (frozen Ford engine) from Orlando (saultry mouse ears) anyway?

Note to the unwise and terminally stupid: Never ever mention anything to do with bombs, various explosives, firearms, or and kind of flammable flatulence around an airport. For that matter, even when you’re thinking about an airport. Even better, don’t blow anything up. Yes, I like that one. Retards.