Me: I love Google. they can take over my life for all I care. They could be the freakin’ antichrist and I would still want to make out with them.
Me: The bad ones [dictators] don’t die fast enough.
Me: Exactly! I need him to die and rot from memory because I love his first name and wish it weren’t associated with an IDIOT DICTATOR. I mean, come on, I can’t name a kid Fidel. And that makes me angry.